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John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:44 No. 38299 [Reply] Locked

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Welcome to /eh/

Where everything is just... eh...

/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.

John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:46 No. 38300

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The music is from the Tenpenny Tower lobby in Fallout 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJKlwiYhnU

John Smith 22/03/04(Fri)08:19 No. 48093 [Reply]

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Hi, John.
I don't know what to do.
My brother is very sick and my mom is dying of stress because of it.
Apart from that, here's my question.
Which is better?
A: save up money for lighter fluid and smoke any amount of ciggarettes thst i want and do it outside while listening to music
B: buy a pizza and watch ghost in the shell without worrying about anutying for about 1 or 2 hours.
Sorry for the interesting opitons, that's just me.

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John Smith 22/03/15(Tue)01:38 No. 48133

Hello John,

Thank you for the timely response. I would suggest the movie. Perfect amount of time to enjoy a pizza. That includes proper digestion and wait time for delivery if you decided to get that. If you did not want to interrupt the movie to answer the door you could always smoke and listen to music while you wait.

Hope that helps,
John

John Smith 22/11/14(Mon)14:42 No. 48449

>>48133
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8ti6Pq4tANU937BydKgZ7vKf2aH586Z_

Join the Pizza Time Pizza Family

John Smith 24/04/25(Thu)13:41 No. 48931

Why pay taxes or buy a business license if the government closes roads and closes businesses?

John Smith 20/09/17(Thu)20:40 No. 47522 [Reply]

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Hello John.
I've met a guy at work called John, he listens to nice music and we get along well. He's had quite the life. I wonder if mine will be like that, or a lot more uninteresting.

He's a nice John though, I wish him the best.

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John Smith 20/10/29(Thu)02:57 No. 47554

John that is a good post for this board. Welcome and thank you.

John Smith 24/04/24(Wed)14:46 No. 48929

A guy at my place of employment was really interested in cars, he used to show pictures of his car on the phone.

John Smith 24/04/25(Thu)13:39 No. 48930

Turks have no red line.

Turks won't say anything when guns are confiscated, cash is banned, Turks are put in 5 minute cities, Congress is abolished, the Internet is shut off, gulags are opened, and Turks are pushed into the ovens.

John Smith 23/02/16(Thu)07:47 No. 48564 [Reply]

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Sorry polCHUDs

You WILL watch the hit Netflix original series “Wednesday”
You WILL take the Miércoles pill
You WILL take interest in Brown women & interracially mingling
You WILL be enthralled by her cute dance moves
You WILL date a qt-3.141596 goth Latina gf
You WILL marry The qt Latina in a beautiful (Catholic) wedding ceremony
You WILL eat her spicy jalepeno-flavored taco until she yells out “¡Ay, Dios mío, Gringo!"
You WILL pump your Anglo genes directly into the woman's tight brown body
You WILL perpetuate & aide the glorious future of Lá Raza Cosmica
You WILL raise your mixed Cosmic children with the brown qt

AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY!!!
The Political Implications? Racists?
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John Smith 24/04/16(Tue)14:37 No. 48914

Reading comprehension is pretty important.

Saying Venezuela is turning into Cuba doesn't mean Venezuela is good or Venezuela is blaming Cuba.

Noticing that Venezuela is becoming Cuba is just an observation.

John Smith 24/04/17(Wed)08:14 No. 48918

>>48914

And me not even be true

John Smith 24/04/21(Sun)15:17 No. 48924

If you are a law-abiding and responsible person who doesn't have any debt, you might totally lose respect for the government and laws if you get fined $30,000 for having an illegal flagpole.

John Smith 19/09/08(Sun)03:18 No. 47099 [Reply]

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What websites do you visit, John? I remember when I used to have catalogues and bookmarks upon bookmarks. Now it's just youtube and a handful of places to get the news or a few laughs.

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John Smith 24/04/17(Wed)02:55 No. 48916

>>48915
there are a lot of maliciously retarded people

John Smith 24/04/17(Wed)08:12 No. 48917

>>48915

Are you stupid ?

John Smith 24/04/21(Sun)15:15 No. 48923

Resistance becomes a duty when you live in a police state.

Why is Assange in jail, but Clinton isn't?

Why did Snowden throw away his life to warn Turks about the dangers of tyranny?

How can officials and the Gestapo take an oath to defend the Constitution and then violate it everyday? Is a paycheck more important than freedom?

John Smith 21/08/08(Sun)15:50 No. 47854 [Reply]

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interesting to note that dear john, being the common clause, if that is the correct term, that starts many threads also resembles the cliche "dear john" letters received in the military.

John Smith 21/08/08(Sun)19:43 No. 47855

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Wasn't that always the point?

John Smith 21/08/28(Sat)16:44 No. 47872

John has always been synonymous with anonymity and the "everyman". I'd love to know the history, but regardless, that is a direct link on purpose.

John Smith 24/04/21(Sun)15:13 No. 48922

Wow.

Turks say the collapse of the USA is perfectly acceptable.

John Smith 21/08/27(Fri)00:47 No. 47869 [Reply]

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Dear John, do any of you get tired of the politicising of marriage and family?
So what if people choose to remain single?
Its not the end of the world.

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John Smith 23/02/08(Wed)08:36 No. 48557

>>47869
I have no interest in continuing to live in this culture, so all its endless yammering about social enforcement of its fucked up medieval norms means nothing to me. Bunch of savages in the zoo is all it looks like. Barbarians taking wives to keep as pets and breed a litter, monuments to their unjustified sense of greatness. Little more than farm animals, they are.

John Smith 23/02/08(Wed)20:13 No. 48560

>>48557
Humans overestimate their worth. Traditions and customs are metaphysical autism.

John Smith 24/04/21(Sun)02:08 No. 48921

The government welds your door shut and then outlaws starting a business and living in McMansions, cars, skyscrapers, and tiny homes.

The governments bans body odor and then closes stores and bans delivery services.

The state closes bathrooms and then outlaws public urination.

The government closes the border and then arrests tourists for overstaying their visas.

John Smith 24/04/15(Mon)01:47 No. 48911 [Reply]

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>Be me
>16 at the time
>my family and I arrive to Mexico city
>we decide to try out a taco restaurant in the airport
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>smallaf.jpeg
>we get the credit card machine to pay
>the waiter holds it up so my dad can't see it
>my dad asks to see it
>he presses a million buttons
>shows us the machine
>correct price

My theory is that he had put about 200 dollars on that thing.

John Smith 24/04/15(Mon)10:24 No. 48912

Dear Little John,

If your Dad takes you place like that, you should of paid cash. Instead letting him pay for you.
Then him being an idiot adult, would of asked to pay you back.
That would of been when you cash in.
Thankfully your a tight wad and the waiter took has tip, for to wait on dumb yankees

as ever

John

John Smith 21/04/12(Mon)23:54 No. 47759 [Reply]

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Dear John,
I've been on vacation leave for a short while now. I still have a couple of days left.
So far I've spent it with a few walks, and a bit of entertainment in the form of movies I wanted to watch.
However, this week is quite a rainy one.. I do wonder what I should do inside. Perhaps a few more movies?
Who knows...

Regards, a bored John

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John Smith 24/04/14(Sun)02:39 No. 48908

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John Smith 24/04/16(Tue)02:59 No. 48913

Why carry a NSA tracking device around at all?

John Smith 19/08/07(Wed)08:36 No. 47030 [Reply]

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I feel like I can't commit to anything long term. I just get bored or discouraged at the effort required. The longest thing I committed to was EVE online and I got good at that but then I got bored.

I'm doing alright for myself now but I can't shake this feeling of perpetual boredom. I go to work, do the bare minimum with enough scattered moments of taking on a challenge to prove my worth such that I'm kept on board.

I want to be a software developer. I want to lose 20 lbs. I want to gain muscle. I want to be interesting. I want to meet new people.

I've gotten close to all these things. I'm an application developer. I lost 8 lbs. I gained some muscle. People seem to like me. I have a solid group of friends. But the thing is, achieving your goals requires full, focused effort. I'm not so sure I can pull them off given my previous track record. And even if I do, will I have the energy to maintain it?

Everyday is blurring by, John. I used to think I had so much time so I wasted it, procrastinated it. And now while I'm not old by any means, I can see the trend, that time starts to accelerate the older we get and especially the more monotonous our lives become.

Meh. Anyhow, thanks for listening John. I've always taken comfort knowing that no matter how many things in my life change over the years, of where I end up, I'll always have this little corner of the internet to come back to.

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John Smith 23/02/27(Mon)05:03 No. 48581

Jeg har brukt https://posido.com/no/ til å tjene penger på nettcasinoer i Norge i lang tid nå. Spilleautomater og rulett har vært mine favorittspill, og jeg har vunnet mye penger gjennom dem. Dessuten har nettsiden veldig enkle utbetalingsalternativer, og jeg vil absolutt anbefale den.

John Smith 23/03/01(Wed)07:24 No. 48583

>>47030
It sounds like you're on the right path to that success you want, it does unfortunately take a lot of time. There's more time than you expect however, and even if you're fifty you shouldn't feel that your time is run out. You likely still have at least a decade to do whatever it is you shoot for, and as long as you keep showing up to work you're at least a benefit to those around you.

John Smith 24/04/15(Mon)00:35 No. 48910

Why pay taxes or buy a business license if the government closes roads and closes businesses?

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