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This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/02/25(Thu)16:51 No. 1040

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i herd u liek me

(CHAMPBANNED)

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/05(Fri)22:56 No. 1060 Lol.

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/10(Wed)10:16 No. 1074 File 126824496698.jpg - (5.10KB , 137x132 , wine2.jpg ) what happened to my wine?

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Ask an enologist anything Wine Connoisseur 10/01/31(Sun)11:23 No. 980

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How's it going? I have bachelors in enology from Fresno State and I am working on my masters at UC Davis. Ask me anything.

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>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/06(Sat)06:48 No. 1063 Did you really study Wine for 4 years ?

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/09(Tue)20:09 No. 1072 This man has failed to provide me with the answers I so desperately crave.

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/09(Tue)20:18 No. 1073 >>1072 Actually I take back my sullying accusations. Perhaps our comrade is simply allowing his answers to age, much like the wine we all hold so dear.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/02/22(Mon)06:16 No. 1022

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Sure, you've all dipped your dick in something, but has anyone gone for the holy grail of wines?

>>	Skunch 10/02/22(Mon)16:03 No. 1029 File 126688343057.jpg - (20.67KB , 300x263 , maddog.jpg ) mad dog 20 20?

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/05(Fri)13:13 No. 1059 File 126782360675.jpg - (124.11KB , 640x480 , cisco_flavors.jpg ) no, cisco

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/09(Tue)18:35 No. 1071 >>1029 >>1059 you faggots should be drug into the street, beaten and then shot for even JOKING about that. Those 'wines' are only good if you're looking for something to make you puke.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/03/08(Mon)18:59 No. 1070

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This is what I stick my dick into.
Fuck you all.

(USER WAS CANNED FOR THIS LAGER)

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/12(Fri)06:57 No. 1076 I have looked at this ban message a few times since it appeared and have tried to resist - but this fucking makes me LOL. best ban message evar.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/03/06(Sat)20:10 No. 1065

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I decided to give this a try and aside from a little tingling in my tip I felt no greater satisfaction. Perhaps I'm doing this wrong. I used a boxed wine (see picture), I inhaled its scent to get a feel for it (smelt a bit vinegary) and it was in the fridge (shrinkage). Would it be a better sensation using a good wine at room temperature?

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/07(Sun)06:06 No. 1067 Sir, you should refrain at all times from cooling your wine. Sounds like you have a lot to learn. You wouldn't leave your wife in the fridge either, would you?

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/08(Mon)10:13 No. 1069 go back to 101chan nigger lol

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Wine Connoisseur 10/02/25(Thu)18:07 No. 1041

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I have procured this lovely snack, but I find myself in need of a good wine. With a fully-stocked wine rack, courtesy of mother and father, I feel that I shall not go wanting. The question is, which wine to choose?

Join me on a journey of discovery, friends.

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>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/01(Mon)06:24 No. 1058 Sir, allow me to respectfully suggest that you dip your member fully halfway into a chablis.

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/06(Sat)02:21 No. 1061 this is the greatest place on the internet

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/07(Sun)06:07 No. 1068 >>1061 >this is the grapest place on the internet

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White Wines Wine Virgin 10/02/18(Thu)05:19 No. 1012

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After reading through several threads on this board, I have come across a most perplexing mentality seemingly shared by all of /v/. Would one of you kind chaps please explain why sparkling wines are so poorly received? I would expect the bubbling sensation to make them a sure favourite, but instead they are shunned like a woman whose presence exceeds the perimeter of her kitchen. What, my fellow connoisseurs, is the reason behind this prejudice?

Should anyone believe the picture to be inappropriate, fear not, for it is merely a euphemism for how I respond to merely the thought of a nice Merlot.

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>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/02/25(Thu)22:57 No. 1049 OP here, Thanks for the clarification.

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/02/26(Fri)08:16 No. 1053 Using champagnes for dipping purposes is also illegal in most countries to prevent the sexual exploitation of vulnerable champagnes by sick individuals.

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/06(Sat)23:34 No. 1066 An Albanian friend of mine is quite fond of white and sparkling varieties of wine. It's acts like this that perpetuate the intense hatred of Albanians that runs deep in my loins.

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Wine Connoisseur 09/08/09(Sun)00:33 No. 148

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first, wtf is this shit....like seriously is /v/ a real board?
second, should I really putting my dick in wine?

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>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/02/22(Mon)19:38 No. 1030 because "boyfuckers" as you mentioned are human per se, where as a bottle of wine is just .... well a bottle of wine. Oh and before people start ranting, human\animal whatever :)

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/02/23(Tue)20:47 No. 1033 File 126698684295.jpg - (194.07KB , 600x632 , PENISLADY.jpg ) This board is making me very happy. But for the record, where the hell is /b/ for when I'm done with /v/? lurk moar, faggot

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/06(Sat)08:04 No. 1064 >>1030 Children are human too, but we can agree that it's not considered healthy to put your dick in them. Well, maybe with the possibility of /cake/, but otherwise we're in consensus.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/02/28(Sun)16:42 No. 1056

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what sherrys do you gentlemen find yourselves partial to?

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/01(Mon)03:50 No. 1057 I take it you won't take maraschino as an answer? All right, then I'll say "amontillado" because that's the only one I've tried and I liked it.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/02/25(Thu)05:42 No. 1034

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Okay well I personally think I'm getting trolled so bad here on /v/ that I'm actually going to stick my dick in a cup of red wine to see what is so freaking good.

Will post what happens in a few minutes.

Sorry about the pic its all I had :)

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>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/02/25(Thu)05:49 No. 1036 red wine = nothing -.- i hate you guys

Wine Connoisseur 10/02/25(Thu)12:56 No. 1039

It's a passionate and consensual relationship. You can't expect to experience the greatness, when you just stick your member in a red wine(or even a white wine, eww).

You have to treat it with respect. Make it enjoyable for the both of you.

Given your dismissive post record you seem to have a basic problem loving wine. Have you tried cheese with it? Some people swear to that, although I don't quite understand it. Maybe even try another wine. They range far and wide in complexities and viscosity

Wine Connoisseur 10/02/26(Fri)13:44 No. 1054

Sir, you clearly were anticipating the failure of your experiment before you had ever began. It is not unlike the man who believes he will become ill, his worry eventually causes the illness. The next time that you attempt to love a wine, do it with an open mind and without preconceived notions of the results.

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