enjoy your cirrhosis

You can get cirrhosis in your genitals?

I'm glad I'm not alone, an while I'm here let's shoot down beer. shit is for queers. where did the connotation of "manliness" come from? there's nothing manly suckling a glass cock of piss-like liquid and gloating with your "buds"(butt-fuckers, really) with idiot grins plastered on your faces.

>>252

What does Ethanol do besides get you drunk? It doesn't taste any good.

Only underage faggots drink to get drunk. Grown men actually like the taste of alcohol.

>>359
>drinking alcohol is not to get drunk
Are you for real? You can like the taste, but at the end of the day you're drinking it for its mental effects.

*sigh* that is not "ethanol" that is some kind of denatured grain alcohol, pure ethanol is anhydrous containing no more than 1% alcohol and often has toxic benzene in it to help with this. Yes I'm nitpicking but man, if you just drink the shit to get hammered you're doing it wrong. There's a drink out there for everyone (an actual drink)

But if you're sticking your dick in it, perhaps you want a low quality liquid with a high-alcohol content. Do some sounding to open up the urethra and you could probably dip your way to a nice buzz.

>>359
I'm a poet, and I drink because it helps lubricate my lips.

>>362
Pure ethanol is a liquid at room temperature, and is the definition of an alcohol, with the molecular formula CH3CH2OH.
Benzene is an entirely unrelated hydrocarbon, and the basis for hundreds of thousands of compounds, including pretty much all flavors and smells, and most drugs. It is toxic as hell though.

everclear is the worst tasting shit ever, if your able to pund 3 shots of it in a row no chaser... you have no sense of smell or taste.

lol I use everclear as a solvent, drinking it is pretty retarded.

i think i just found out a nice website for you sir: http://www.bumwine.com/

hows rehab going?

>>362
Are you retarded? Pure ethanol is 100% alcohol. The only reason benzene might be in there is because you can't distill >95% ethanol. Everclear is not denatured. Denatured means toxins are added.

>>394
Are you retarded? Everclear is sold as a food item. Using it as a solvent is retarded because it is subject to an alcohol tax.

Personally I like sitting on my leather chair in a dark room, casually holding a glass of the finest abroad wine. I sip it and pass my eyes over the various hunting trophies I recieved on the island of doctor morow.
that's classy as fuck.

Pure Ethanol is poison.

pure ethanol is 95%, it sucks water out of the air to reach eq.

I find that 80+% alcohol is easier to drink than 40-50%. Instead of that stinging sensation, and slight nausea right afterwards it just feels cool and goes straight down.

>>486


he got a point. Its actually easier to ingest, not that I say its a good thing, though.

To be truly hardcore, you'd need to have Everclear injected into your colon. Goes into your bloodstream faster that way.

You are a Cad, good sir. Such as the the result of consuming such... trash, I'll have you know.

This is the only good thread on this board.

This thread saddens me, due the the lack of class you have expressed. A product such as Everclear could never amount to even the shoddiest of wines.

The sensation of having your member dipped in ethanol of this purity is only very intense, but has no soul to it. You will only be feeling the tingle of the alcohol, without the subtle sensation of absorbing a wine in it's entirety.

Any man who could enjoy dipping with this type of product is a barbarian, and will never truly enjoy the subtleties that are within any wine.

I apologize if I seem to insult with this message, I merely desire to express the overwhelming feelings of disgust at the thought of substituting this product for a bottle of my beloved wine, even if only for a single evening.

>>252

1). You have no taste.
2). Everclear and other variants is banned in some states (enjoy your drive and/or unreasonably ass-slow smuggling).
3). Your argument is horribly supported.
4). You're trolling or an alcoholic of a moron.

I think most of you were just needlessly trolled.
I thought the post was funny, and everyone's got their panties twisted.
Lighten up, you poseur losers!

>>600

Agreed.

Grain alcohol is a splendid aperitif for an ordinarily dismal beef-jerky dinner!!

>>432
You misspelled Moreau, good sir.

>>378
If you think Everclear is bad, try Diesel.
Not the gasoline, that tastes markedly better than the drink itself.
I'm not sure the specific alcohol content of Diesel, but not only does it taste horrible, you can't mix it with anything because even in small amounts, even a drop, good sirs, and your tasty beverage is ruined.

Let's stick to the wine.

congratualations, you have proved to us that you happen to be an uncultured fool. If you proudly say you are a busy man and go for cheap alcohol, you have told us you are an unsophisticated idiot.

congratualations, you have proved to us that you happen to be an uncultured fool. If you proudly say you are a busy man and go for cheap alcohol, you have told us you are an unsophisticated idiot.

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>>737

Oh, now. Unsophisticated, perhaps. Idiot, no. I counter, though, that your expensive wines will never give you the pleasure a true gentleman deserves. A man needs to own his dip, and those 'classy' wines will never let you own them. It is they that end up owning you, and making you lose sight of what is important.

Classiness, the root being class: as in socioeconomic class, implies inescapably the irrational snobbery of aristocracy. I suppose I am to assume that rubbing my member against fine art is somehow superior to having my way with an anime action figure? Please.

True gentlemen are enlightened, and enlightenment is rational and discerns the cost effective. To dip in my little whore ethanol will always be a more pleasurable experience than any number of fine wines, because she is devoted. She knows she's not the finest drink on the shelf and she is grateful for every affection I share with her. Enjoy your wines, gentlemen.

>>736

i must remark, good sir, that you have been pwned.

your intelligence thoroughly lambasted, might i advise you gtfo.

i've been having solid whisky's the past few months, and i must say... Forty Creek is some SOLID shit. would not want any more from it. it compares to my many ice whine expenditures. would rate 8/10.

cool story OP. is there a sequel???

>>252

Am I in the right place to talk about Busch Light??

There appears to be some confusion here. The Vinyard is not a location for the discussion of the intoxicating properties of various beverages. If you will scroll up, you will see an explanation: This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine.

If you are not here to dip with our illustrious connoisseurs, and would simply like to discuss your beverages in a non-coital fashion, we have just the board you are looking for over in the /kitchen/. Cheers, and happy dipping.

Nice a virgin on the internet failtrolling.

This has never happened before...