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>be me, 13
>get a new laptop for Primemas
>airwolfyeah.jpeg
>first thing i type in the browser:
>7chan
>write this greentext
>post it
>instant 500 replies
>"add me in the screencap"
>"anon is a legend"
>find a letter on the table
>i won the stanley cup and the emmys
>rsvp to the nobel prize inauguration ceremony
>win 20 nobel prizes
>win a zillion bux
>angelina jolie becomes my gf
>tfw i use 7chan