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John Smith 21/10/13(Wed)21:26 No. 47938 [Reply]

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When I was a kid, every day after school I would take the bus to my Grandma's apartment. She would watch me until my parents got off of work. But on days when Grandma had a hair appointment or bridge club, she would send me to her upstairs neighbor's apartment, some man I guess she knew. He wore turtlenecks and was really weird. Every time I went me to this guy's apartment, he would tell me that it was my birthday, give me a Birthday Bread, and sing Happy Birthday to me. Every time it went the exact same way. My Grandma would send me upstairs, I would knock on his door, he would answer it, see me and say "Oh! There's the Birthday Boy!" and tell me to go inside. He'd say "Go sit at the table and I'll get you your Birthday treat". He even had a little thing he would sing to himself when he was making the Birthday Bread, "Take a piece of bread, spread the yogurt on, you got yourself a Birthday Bread!" Then he'd bring me a piece of plain white bread with strawberry yogurt on it and a single candle in the middle. Then he'd light the candle and sing me Happy Birthday, and wait for me to eat the Birthday Bread. After I ate the Birthday Bread, he would let me go watch TV until my Grandma came and got me. Obviously, the first time Grandma sent me to this random guy's apartment and he told me it was my birthday and gave me a Birthday Bread, I was weirded out and pretty scared. So I told my Grandma what happened and said that I didn't want to go back, but she just said "He's fine", and never said anything else about it. But any time she had something to do and couldn't watch me for a while, she would send me upstairs and I would get a Birthday Bread. I never told my parents because I didn't think they would believe me. Now seeing this story written out it looks just as stupid and crazy as it did back then. Why did my Grandma send me to this guy to watch me? Who was he? Why did he always think it was my birthday? Has anyone else ever had a Birthday Bread?

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John Smith 22/08/22(Mon)03:58 No. 48287

HES THERE TO TAKE YOUR EYES!

John Smith 22/08/27(Sat)21:27 No. 48291

>>48287
Easy there, friend. That sounds like interesting talk.

John Smith 24/03/23(Sat)09:53 No. 48817

The elites want to make everything illegal so they can fill their private prisons and kill off the 99%, but life would be much better if everything was legal and people could travel, make money, go to church, go to school, and start businesses.

John Smith 21/01/19(Tue)05:38 No. 47689 [Reply]

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Hammering on a loose cast iron gate makes a cymbal-like ringing sound which some may find pleasant to the ear.

Others however, may not.

...

But that doesn’t change the fact that it does.

John Smith 21/01/23(Sat)12:21 No. 47701

I know just what you mean, John. I have recently acquired a cast iron skillet pan, and it too, makes a pleasant ringing sound when it comes into contact with my tongs, while I'm flipping my grillings.

Well, at least it is pleasant to me.

John Smith 20/11/17(Tue)23:17 No. 47603 [Reply]

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and giving it to chan
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John Smith 20/11/23(Mon)03:43 No. 47611

>mfw deadbolt is locked

John Smith 20/11/23(Mon)14:21 No. 47613

2meirl4meirl

John Smith 19/09/24(Tue)00:34 No. 47129 [Reply]

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Normally I have my tea with milk. I'm out of milk, so I added lemon juice instead. However, I accidentally added too much lemon. It's not so much that the tea is undrinkable, it's just more sour than I would prefer.

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John Smith 20/11/25(Wed)07:24 No. 47621

>>47616
It's easier

John Smith 20/11/26(Thu)01:39 No. 47625

>>47616

Dear John,

You are right. I did it deliberately though. I switched to green tea, so I didn't have to keep buying milk at all hours of the day.
This has saved me a lot of time and effort of going to the shop, just for some milk.

Although I do drink tea with milk at some of my friend's houses, as they don't have green tea and I dont mind.

Hope this finds you in good health and a nice cup of tea.

John

John Smith 20/12/04(Fri)08:52 No. 47642

Hi John.

One time, I spilled orange Gatorade in my Chicken Noodle Soup. I ate the entire thing anyway, as that was my last can of soup. It was absolutely disgusting.

Be thankful for this sour tea.

Sincerely, John

John Smith 20/12/06(Sun)03:34 No. 47649 [Reply]

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Dear John,

some wisdom to take to heart.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6NEi10_WZWEco8oC8Y7ZgIZnDAjgv2Um

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John Smith 21/01/13(Wed)19:23 No. 47681

Dear John,

Sad news, the video is no longer with us.
I'm slightly sad as they didn't get to the number 1.
Oh well, I will think of all they taught me,sometime many years from now.

Regards John

John Smith 21/01/13(Wed)22:53 No. 47682

>>47681
Yeah, the content creator privatized his videos bc bullshit copyright issues to use an online text-to-speech generator.

John Smith 21/01/18(Mon)11:25 No. 47685

Dear John >>47682,

Thank you for this information. Even though it sadden me to here the crapperights vultures have turned up to eat any fun there was to be had.
Well John, at least we both got a good chucle out of it while it lasted.

All the best John

John Smith 20/12/20(Sun)17:59 No. 47661 [Reply]

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I don't like food commercials. Something always spills or crumbs off and my neat freak tendencies get triggered.

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John Smith 23/02/03(Fri)01:53 No. 48552

>>48551
For me, it's the Bounty Quicker Picker-Upper. But I'm not poor street trash.

John Smith 23/02/08(Wed)05:11 No. 48555

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>>48552
I like Viva.

John Smith 23/02/08(Wed)08:32 No. 48556

>>47661
You know, I took a photography class in correge once, and all the kids who thought themselves artistes (with the e) shit all this food scattering crumbs and dribbling corn starch all over everything and spraying everything to make it all look drippy and wet. After a while it got so obnoxious, when I finally did my food project and left all the ingredients wrappers and the recipe unmade. That’s a thing I did for an assignment in a class I never used.

John Smith 18/11/19(Mon)13:04 No. 46758 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]

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What is the weather today in your place

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John Smith 23/06/28(Wed)00:35 No. 48692

rain

John Smith 23/06/29(Thu)02:43 No. 48694

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Rain. More rain coming up for several days, actually.

John Smith 23/06/30(Fri)20:27 No. 48695

Rain all day again
It's also summer
Joy

John Smith 23/06/02(Fri)02:48 No. 48674 [Reply]

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This picture I took of a sunset is /eh/.

John Smith 23/06/04(Sun)23:06 No. 48676

The sober reflection of the twilight sky beaming down onto the overcast landscape which is then broken up further by the shadows and outlines of the trees and quite /eh/ indeed anon. Quite /eh/ indeed.

John Smith 23/07/06(Thu)22:27 No. 48696

its remotely conformting

John Smith 22/01/08(Sat)18:53 No. 48064 [Reply]

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Are we finally done with the snow? I hate this weather.

John Smith 22/02/02(Wed)06:30 No. 48081

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Much of the east coast is expected to get nearly a foot of snow over the next 48 hours. Buckle up buckaroo.

John Smith 22/02/02(Wed)06:46 No. 48082

I love seeing countries that aren't used to snow dealing with snow.

John Smith 22/08/31(Wed)03:14 No. 48292 [Reply]

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its youtube, it has many flaws, its not bad but its not good. its like any website, you can get banned for the dumbest reasons (i got banned from 8kun for something from 2021 even though i havent touched that shit in that year) (i got banned from gelbooru for no damn reason) (i was banned from rule34 for, get me this, "trolling with the uploads" even though i just posted r34 i found with shitty tags)

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John Smith 22/09/03(Sat)19:29 No. 48304

>>48303
>2014
What happened then? I was using that site a long time and when anons try to be cheeky that say I'm from 2014. Did all the servers get new owners around then so nobody can have an earlier ip register?

John Smith 22/09/03(Sat)19:43 No. 48305

>>48304
idk I'm really new to using computers but not being an idiot. A few months ago I tried to appeal my ban explaining the situation a little but it was rejected.

John Smith 22/09/05(Mon)20:36 No. 48308

>>48303
Just reset your IP https://www.xfinity.com/support/articles/releasing-and-renewing-ip-address

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