Hipsters buying organic salmon, imported cheeses and perrier with food stamps? It's more likely than you think
http://www.salon.com/life/pinched/2010/03/15/hipsters_food_stamps_pinched/
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Newfag question. I have an email, but i don't know the password. I simply need a way to obtain said password. Pic sorta related

>FBI agents are being trained to befriend suspects.

http://calcuttatube.com/fbi-agents-trained-for-facebook-to-catch-suspects/71743/

Reminds me of that old niggertits joke, the one where a disguised Chris Hansen says all their shitty memes wrong.
That's probably what it will be like. Authorities can't internetz culture at all.

This is the girl at age 13, shes some super strong russian chick, do you think they made her give up her eggs so they could breed her genetics?

http://englishrussia.com/index.php/2007/07/01/russias-and-worlds-strongest-girl/

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to dicks a £3,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £3,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

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>>	Miku Fanboy 10/03/17(Wed)13:57 No. 501282 I once saw dog. Only it was a cat. shit in my mouthoshit in my mouth

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Miku Fanboy 10/03/17(Wed)13:57 No. 501283 shit in my mouth shit in my mouth shit in my mouth shit in my mouth shit in my mouth shit in my mouth shit in my mouth shit in my mouth shit in my mouth shit in my mouth shit in my mouth shit in my mouth shit in my mouth shit in my mouth shit in my mouth shit in my mouth shit in my mouth shit in my mouth shit in my mouth shit in my mouth shit in my mouth

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>Happy St. Patrick's day, everyone.

I know it's not a very take it easy~ kind of subject, but I thought /b/ would still be the best place for this.

Now, before you tell me I'm too pussy to an hero, I will say that I've made many attempts in the past but yes, I am a pussy sometimes, who isn't? Basically, I'm running out of ideas. I need suggestions which are 99%-100% successful - survival is not an option. I've tried a few things already but something always makes it fails. But if you have a better method, then I might try it. Please keep in mind that I live in the inner city so some methods aren't going to work.

I've tried suffocation and strangulation the most times, but I once I start going light-headed I lose feeling in my hands so I can't keep the grip on whatever's covering my face.

Can't use a gun (or else I would probably already be dead!), impossible to dicks in my country and no money anyway.

Nothing I can overdose on. I've only got melatonin sleeping tablets so not even death-by-sleep-pills is possible.

I just stuck my knife in the power socket on the wall, but nothing happened. Yes, the power *was* on.

Drowning sounds nasty, but apparently the sensation is nice once you run out of oxygen. However, I can't think of any way to keep my head under the water while I'm panicking in something the size of a bath tub.

Starvation sounds pretty difficult, given the instinct to eat. Besides, that shit takes weeks.

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  Why?
Why does everything has to change? Progress? Evolution? What happens to them if things change in bad? They turn into destruction and failure.
You can't control it. It's like a primordial fire. You can't control it. All you can do is hope it changes in your favor. But you can't control it.
I wish some things were immune to this universal reaction. I wish some things would not change.
I wish I were 8 again. A carefree, ignorant child who's only problems were if his friends next door would invite him to their secret club.
Some things should not change. Like this site. Or better, this board. It used to be a fun place to browse. It used to be awesome. Now... Now it changed. Now, everyone is a saging fag or a stupid. Mods don't give a rat's ass. Most of them don't even browse this site, nor moderate it.
Why is that? Why did it have to change?
I hate you, universe. I wish the Large Hadron Collider would make you implode.

A question for you British folks:

I have heard that you guys have been having problems with your government being far too passive in regards to Islam. I've been hearing that Muslims have been allowed to hold illegal protests when others would be arrested and even that your government was thinking about allowing sharia law in Muslim communities in Britain. All of this in the name of "tolerance."

Any of that true? You guys having the same problems with Islam that we here in the States have with the Christians?

Well, 7chan, I am sitting here waiting for two dead people to be dropped off here at work. So feel free to ask me any questions you may have about working in a funeral home, to kill the time.