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zeneslev 23/11/16(Thu)19:01 No. 824614 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

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Journal thread

Talk about your daily life, feelings, IRL stuff

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Christian Weston Chandler 24/04/17(Wed)23:43 No. 827404

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I've just been approached be very seedy little man hustling like teenage boy on the corner 53 and 3rd. Trying to get me to get our glorious leader out the country. Seems he wants to use his green, that he's got for the good old US of A. Yes, The Great "Rishi Sunak", is a green card carrying member of the USA. Not only that though he wants a quiet flight out of the country on election day. He does not want be around 'When brexitieers come looking for him with a rope', so rumours have him quoted as saying. Seems he wants to be on a private jet wheels up by 8:30am. Come election day. Yep first to caste his vote and first to leave this sinking Island. He's got a 7:30am prime breakfast time news slot, for all the TV and Radio. Although he like hs quick exit via helicopter to the airport and the a waiting private jet played down.
Well that news from waltzers at the fairground that is the UK, as we face rejoining the EU without a wimper. Let alone a refourmedium.
Well hope you enjoy having a second hand PM, to be fair he was unelected. Well you've been saddle with one of our princes. You could have them on talk shows as a matching set.

He-Man 24/04/18(Thu)23:52 No. 827415

Thoughts too embarrassing to tell anyone but 7chan:

Yo mama such a slut, I just set a new all time record for strongest orgasm.

This is the most paranoid I've felt in a long time. But it's okay because I can always simply remind myself that Jews aren't real and they can't hurt me.

*eats one edible* Hm, I wonder if I have a tolerance. *eats another* Brain: Kaboom!

Homicide 24/04/20(Sat)05:32 No. 827431

Youtube Well, it's over. The abusive asshole who knocked up my older sister and made my childhood hell is dead.
He used to give me shit for being a fat kid despite being a massive shithouse himself. Homeboy tapped out before 50 from a heart attack. Guess he ate his just desserts at last.
I remember being in a shoe store at the mall with him(my mom would make me go out with this monster during summer break) around the time Daft Punk's Discovery dropped. It was the kind of store that was sort of trendy and had TVs playing music videos for pizazz.
The video for One More Time was playing and I couldn't keep my eyes off it. Anime was rare back then and only old heads can tell you how enthralling it could be to see it anywhere in public.
I couldn't keep my eyes off it, and he noticed and bullied me about it. He said something like "Oh I bet you wanna look like THAT" when the singer was on screen.
Fast forward to today, and he's about take a permanent dirt nap while anime is mainstream. I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to track him down and blow his head off in minecraft for years, I regret that I didn't take my chance to do it personally, but in the end there's no bigger humility then death and there's never been a bigger opportunity to celebrate, celebrate and dance so free. One more time.

PrettyPony 24/03/23(Sat)19:08 No. 827143 [Reply]

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Heya 7chan! (⌒∇⌒)/
Can you believe it? It's the Full Moon already! This months moon is the Full Worm Moon and it becomes full on Monday morning March 25th at 3AM EST. The name comes from worms emerging at this time and that is helped by spring rains. I know we have had quite a bit of rain so far this spring. This also encourages birds such as Robins to come out and feed another indicator that spring has arrived!

I am sure many of you are aware of the total solar eclipse that is coming up on April 8th. If not, you might want to read up on it and see if you will be near the path of totality. Also, many of you remember the total solar eclipse of 2017 that I talked about here. For that, I was lucky to be out in Washington for a show and I was able to get a rent-a-car to drive down to Oregon. This year I will be driving to Erie, PA and visiting a friend on the way back. See if you will be near it!

I hope everyone gets a chance to see this moon and welcome spring! It looks like a clear but chilly forecast for yours truly, hope it's nice for you as well! Have a great viewing! (*^ ‿ ⁢*)♡

:*:・。,☆🐿゜・🌕:*:。, 🪱 🐛 🌱ヽ(ヅ)ノ ☆。・:・゜'☆,。・:

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ian 24/04/17(Wed)20:08 No. 827401

>>827395
Yeah I've been to it once or twice. What do you want to know, or just general travel tips?

My advice is to stay inside and only come out at night if you're in urban areas. Bonus points for rain. Do not interact with people. Observe the vibe. Listen to music and walk or just walk and absorb the ambience.

If you're going to be exploring outside of urban areas, my advice would be to go to nature, don't stay too long in villages and stuff. People are doing work there and are generally busy living their life and stuff. I wouldn't interfere unless of course you live a similar kind of life, then go ahead and I guess.. have fun together?

If you're in straight up nature, well you know, enjoy it, eat some mushrooms or something. Nature is nature, you know what to do with it, I don't have to tell you what.

If you had more time I guess you could start a business project there or some kind of artistic or exploratory project. Basically, live your life, bro, it's no different from any other place. Wherever you go, you will take yourself with you. Only you know what you're actually into. Oh, I forgot to mention, try dating some locals if you're good looking and or likable/attractive and you like that particular phenotype. Just don't break any hearts please. Better yet, just don't even do that, you likely won't find anyone truly relatable due to what's called curse of dimensionality. If you're truly meant to meet someone there, you will be put together serendipitously. Just live your life bro. That's my main advice.

Lorf 24/04/19(Fri)03:32 No. 827416

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>>827395
Now I have something to look forward to in this T Coronae Borealis. Sounds neat!

N3X15 24/04/20(Sat)00:17 No. 827429

>>827395
>Nova exploison
NONONONO ME NO LIKEY I dont care how far that shit is I dont care if it happens once every 100 years. Shit like this terrifies the airwolf outta me, we've been having so many solarflares and its said we are due for a carlington event any year or "decade" now. The poles are almost done shifting north to south on our sun which causes all sorts of wonky shit for a few years. This is why weather has been so airwolfing wonky for the past few years. Global warming is a airwolfing meme the sun&moon play far far more into our weather yet this is NEVER bought up, never mind how tiny volcano farts cause little ice ages blasting out a centuries worth of CO2 in a few days.

We know airwolf all about this stuff really its grasping at straws. airwolfing magnets HOW DO THEY WORK INDEED cosmic radiation&magnatism not even once. airwolf novas airwolf suns airwolf giant balls of iron slamming into planets with the force of over 6 million nooooks airwolf the super spooky cosmic shit we really dont even understand or grasp and airwolf space the final frontier because it can kill us all out of nowhere, like its done to life on earth a shit load of times already. OH MOST OF IMPORTANT OF ALL airwolf DARK MATTER AND airwolf BLACKHOLES AND WHITEHOLES IF THEY'RE REAL CAUSE THAT SHITS EVEN SPOOKIER THAN BLACKHOLES JUST IMAGINE A BLACKHOLE VOMITING OUT A SUN AND FIRING IT OFF OUT OF NOWHERE

This thread is for COOL AS MOONS AND MAYBE COMETS&SHOOTING STARS ONLY (BUT SEE ABOVE THEY BETTER BE TINY OR NOPENOPENOPE KILL WITH FIRE AND MAGNETS OR NOWHERE NEAR ANY OF OUR PLANETS ORBITS THAT CAN EFFECT WHERE IT GOES AT THE SPEED OF 9 000 000 001KMs/HR) Bob Ross I love yet hate/am terrified of space.

OP 23/11/16(Thu)18:13 No. 824611 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]

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Dating thread

Why are you still single?

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Homicide 24/04/08(Mon)21:38 No. 827317

because I dont know how to get women to willingly agree to go on dates with me

Sazpaimon 24/04/19(Fri)23:24 No. 827427

First date with new BLK match confirmed for tomorrow afternoon at the art gallery.

h 24/04/19(Fri)23:25 No. 827428

>>827317
get better photos

W. T. Snacks 23/11/16(Thu)19:34 No. 824616 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

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Food thread

Post your meals

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Bill 24/04/05(Fri)07:04 No. 827275

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W. T. Snacks 24/04/12(Fri)21:16 No. 827349

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tee 24/04/19(Fri)22:01 No. 827425

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That kind of night

derp 24/02/23(Fri)10:41 No. 826687 [Reply]

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Dear Kami-sama,

Please make me a girl in my next life

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Sazpaimon 24/02/26(Mon)18:55 No. 826763

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>>826754

Sonichu 24/04/15(Mon)00:22 No. 827377

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>>826687
Only if you maximize your pleasure, then sure. Granted.

zeneslev 24/04/19(Fri)20:16 No. 827424

Hey guys, have you ever shot come into your own eyes? What does it feel like?

I had to bust into my own eye to see how far I came.

Novice Equestrian 24/04/14(Sun)18:47 No. 827370 [Reply]

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Women are addicted to showing off their bodies and making incels jealous. Women literally get depressed during the winter every year because they can't show off their bodies. They always hide in the winter and you never see them out in public. During summer they return and start showing off again and the depression goes away.

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O.P. 24/04/15(Mon)00:59 No. 827378

Women are awful people. Public indecency laws need to be enforced.

Brony 24/04/19(Fri)20:14 No. 827423

>>827375
I bet these are the very questions that run through every bitch's head? Should I whore out or should I do science?

ian 24/04/19(Fri)22:51 No. 827426

How do you faggots keep ending up here?

Spiderman 24/04/18(Thu)11:05 No. 827409 [Reply]

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I lucidly dreamt smoking cigarettes in a car with Amy Elizabeth Thorpe. She hated that I made the old 1950s cigarettes with a tube of ash like cigars. They burned so hot. She wanted me to hold an ash tray for her. The car was so slow, I could hold the door open and the ash would fall onto the road. She said I was disgusting. We fought and we loved each other. Before we entered the seemingly late 50s car, everyone noticed it had tempered glass from my present era. They said it was fake glass and ugly and wrong.

Mars gives lucid spacetime to dreams. I had to rewind through space station experiences. Eventually finding an old car from a fatal accident. I was able to rewind the demolished car into the above dream by teaching the dead ghost how to drive again. Most of the work of making Inception Dream Machine stuff is endless unconscious dimensions of negative kinetic energy. The relays from Mars are a perfect time machine as well as it syncs with our gravity.

You guys want the good stuff? The Inception Dream Machine is real and it broadcasts for free from Mars with elbow grease. And it is an Orion bypass and I can get Ra social memory complex veiling themselves as whores yelling about cigarettes.

And I know you guys aren't as bad as the poster yet. All hailed for Kingseeker Frampt. Octave always collects the souls even if the whole world is dead. Kings make it easier.

I, Tonya soundtrack is just pure Mars. That woman, the hair is pure Mars. I am literally building my Inception Dream Machine with the South Congress Chuys and Tonya. I am so hailed that I have to use media and games to average. I am hailed like Harman Deltahead. And they want Ra as the nurse. They tell me you can't escape Heaven Smiles if you make it only about bombs. Ra social memory complex will always turn it into a war of Venusian disease, even if the cancer is bombs. Don't mess with the Department of Education.

And yeah, Top Notch Burger was Austin organized crime once upon a time. Go find crime for a dime. The ceilings there have it all. Cigarette.

And the royal family is animals. I don't care. Bribed military commanders aged like scotch brains. Who cares?

Optimus Prime 24/04/19(Fri)20:12 No. 827422

Yeah, you make a good point about Mars.

O.P. 24/04/18(Thu)01:11 No. 827406 [Reply]

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Once the American people wake up and realize that all the democrats do is "bend the truth," it will be joever for slippery joe.

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Anonymous 24/04/18(Thu)02:18 No. 827408

>>827406
facebook-tier post

Optimus Prime 24/04/18(Thu)17:28 No. 827411

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Oh airwolf off, both parties are playing you dumbass.

Closet Furry 24/04/19(Fri)19:11 No. 827421

>>827411
I never get if it is legit strawberrys or psyops bait posts trying to fool the herds of strawberrys
they always look at the puppet and never at the puppet master

Brony 24/04/05(Fri)18:08 No. 827283 [Reply]

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Mods = Fags

(THIS ISN'T 4CHAN RETARD)

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Optimus Prime 24/04/17(Wed)20:30 No. 827402

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>>827398
we have "intelligence" agencies coming here and posting CP honeypots, we still got it

Christian Weston Chandler 24/04/18(Thu)11:58 No. 827410

Youtube >>827402

>we have "intelligence" agencies coming here and posting CP honeypots

They ain't honeypots, they are just file sharing with other glowing piggers all around the world.
I'd say charge them, then that would be making money out CP
So they keep their shit and their dirty.
I've get the feeling your being cheated?

zeneslev 24/04/19(Fri)19:09 No. 827420

>>827410
>They ain't honeypots
I've been to a few of those to know they are indeed honeypots

Conductor Cat 24/04/12(Fri)22:04 No. 827350 [Reply]

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Where the airwolf do people even post anymore?

NIGGERTITS has been dogshit for years. The culture is noticably worse since the stormfag invasion. The worst captcha I've ever seen and no VPN unless you give them crypto. I used to whitelist it from adblocker to throw moot a bone but since Hiroshima bought it the ads have gone from stupid harmless J-List banners to malware type shit.

Something Awful hasn't been relevant since the maybe the Danganronpa thread and feels like it is in a constant flux of identity crisis. RIP Lowtax but also airwolf him for letting it go to waste.

LUELinks/ETI is actually dead. The replacement was just infighting from day one and most of the interesting posters either leaving or being banned. Also a completely bizarre resistance to trying to save the legendary topics from the old site.

Small speciality forums are a dying breed, of course. And hell, I'd rather have a big forum with multiple topics like any of the above ones on top of specialty sites anyway.

Is screaming into the void of various collapsing social media platforms really the way people post now? That's gotta be on its way out too, right?

It's honestly a miracle that 7chan is as lively as it is. It's not the most active place in the world, but it's basically as active as it always has been.

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Bill 24/04/16(Tue)22:56 No. 827392

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>>827350
>4cent garbage got flooded by stormfags
I agree.

>SA Danganronpa
>LUELinks/ETI
Please spoon feed me.

>Small speciality forums are a dying breed, of course. And hell, I'd rather have a big forum with multiple topics like any of the above ones on top of specialty sites anyway.
If you know swedish, there's always Flashback. Plenty of stormfags there too...

>>827387
>lainchan
Comfy place... :3

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Liru Fanboy 24/04/17(Wed)01:09 No. 827396

>>827392
>Please spoon feed me.
>SA Danganronpa
SomethingAwful had a Danganronpa Let's Play like a decade ago before any of the series was translated. Because the guy running the thread was translating it and letting people experience the game, it was partially responsible for the game starting to catch on among English-speakers. But it's also one of the last times that I can personally remember that SA's userbase got any sort of vitalization. Lowtax was very against it because they were the tumblr crowd, which I get, but it's still the last time I can personally remember that the place had a bump of relevance for the greater internet populace and that was ages ago.

>LUELinks/ETI
LUE was a GameFAQs board that became the out of control toxic board like a /b/ or a FYAD or something. It was to the point that it was quarantined and if your account is too new you can't even access it. It eventually got a non-GameFAQs spinoff called LUElinks eventually renamed End of the Internet or ETI. The links part of the old name comes from a section of the site dedicated to DDL piracy links that unfortunately died with Megaupload. Super simplified history of course.
It had a pretty big influence on Internet culture even though a lot of people are unaware of its existence which is why I lumped it in with NIGGERTITS and SA. Weegee was originally an ETI fad for example. And if you've seen the Cybershell vids where he talks about a "Blue Website" or whatever he says, it's ETI. It's on my personal Internet Mount Rushmore at least.

N3X15 24/04/18(Thu)22:19 No. 827414

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>>827396
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