Now I'm afraid I might be getting stood up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colored_people's_time

I match with a girl on Facebook Dating and suggest we meet at 1 pm on Saturday. She says she's busy then but free any day next week. I propose we meet on Tuesday instead and she agrees. (The gallery is closed Sunday and Monday) I message her that I'm on my way. She says omfg????? I thought you meant after work. I say whoops, sorry. No problem, when will you be available tonight? And then she unmatches me.

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>>825565
OOOO

Got a Bumble date with an asian girl at a cafe at 5 pm. She seems nice and responsive.

Date was normal. Hugged hello and goodbye, briefly put my arm around her, walked around a bit, gave her my number.

Has anyone tried speed dating?

Seems like it has a relatively favorable ratio. Whitepilling if true.

>>824746
SBT1R8Y0

Whoooo! She wants to meet again. Now I just gotta figure out a date idea for tomorrow.

She cancelled 😭

Got a date tonight with a girl from a local singles Facebook group. That's a first.

Ghosted

Installing WooPlus now

Dang, these girls sure know how to use camera angles

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>>826891
>>826891
I once dated a girl who was regularly attending instructional seminars regarding the proficient use of the camera. I enjoyed observing the incremental progression of her technical skills, leading to the development(pun!) of expressive photographs that induced emotional experiences for myself!

Got a date with a 35 year old woman tomorrow (Sunday), planning to get dinner and drinks. I'm more optimistic about this one, since she seems quite interested in me, based on the way she's been messaging me. She said "Sameee you definitely interest me 👀 😘" and asked for my number, so that's a good sign. Her WooPlus profile lists her as "Supersized", the biggest classification.

i havent interacted with a non married woman in months

We made out.

>>826970
I'd prefer 13-16 age range in all honesty.

This is like... Geriatric fetishism.

I wanna rent a little vacation cabin with a hot tub and a girl. I regret not doing that in the Carpathian mountains when I had the chance.

She started a text message "Hey love,"

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Guys I think she likes me 😳

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>>824611
Typical misaligned interests.

I've discovered I can use unlubricated condoms to masturbate in my bed without making a mess

>>827040
you made me laugh hard, good shit, flying cars for me, they'll never understand, but I'm schizophrenic, and that alone has many implications that sooner or later will become true, and if I happen to get some money in my hands I can profit of my seer status

Lol, I just matched with a couple white girls on BLK

I keep matching with girls just far enough away that I get the impression it's not practical to invite all of them to come nearby here

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>>824611
bc i hate myself for things i've done by my own volition in my past and bc i see countless other people do similar things and worse and i want neither them nor myself to be happy.
and no, i'm actually pretty alright otherwise. good teeth, white, fit, lean, well kempt, cleanly, perfurme/deodorant, blonde, big dick, no ed, good teeth, tall, can behave myself, am not a bore but i dont dance cuz that shit is for gay faggots, health insurance so i regularly get checkups even for my teeth, but my psychologists have been pretty useless till now. dont do drugs, no weed, no booze, no alcohol but i'm not a teetotaler, i dont mind my friends doing it and would partake in social gatherings and stuff but my friends are cool and never pressure me or anyone else. have family, make decent money, got enough time, i like animals, speak multiple languages, am educated, appreciate normal sex but am open for many things.
yeah yeah, i know what you're gonna tell me, i dont need to make her happy, just get sex and dump her. yeah, thing is, if the sex isnt good, she doesnt enjoy it and if she doesnt enjoy it, the sex SUCKS ASS. best sex always means that she cums before i do, so she's lubricated and in heat enough to take me fully. but yeah, that's a nogo, most people are pieces of shits and i sure wont make them so happy they orgasm lol.
and no, my job doesnt include me making anyone happy. i'm a literal tax man. i wont end myself just yet, i first wanna ruin more people through my job. i kind of fear actually getting someone like scarface, all i hope for is that can airwolf some newlyweds and young families in the ass or some granny or someone who just filled in their tax returns for the first time, be that 18 year olds or foreigners. not an american, so maybe it works differently there in the eu, but here the tax system is very long, convoluted and most things are taxed multiple times and then the poor get some money back bc they were taxed too hard. needless to say, barely any non-tax-expert fully gets the system and MAN does it feel good to dash people's hopes and dreams whenever they file for tax exemption or wanna deduct sth that i can deny them or whenever they write a wrong digit here or there.

i'm telling you guys. if you're a doomer, become a taxman.

>>827314
incredible.

>>827315
we're really blessed to have this man on the planet - good teeth, the deal..

I can even here the mother earth singing in orgasmic bliss, the sands in the deserts dancing out of joy that this being shares the space and time with us.

Personally I don't have a gf, because I want someone like Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind and I haven't yet found a heart this big even among the bros... Sexy girls are cute, but like the taxman, I just don't feel like airwolfing someone I don't care about and then dumping them. What if she was in love with me? I couldn't live with that shit. I've only ever airwolfed one woman and I've been lucky enough to still be delusional enough to actually like and love her as a person. The last few times I no longer loved or really cared about her, but at least I got that out of my system - now I know I definitely DON'T want that. Sorry babe, and thank you. Last couple of years I've been really into 2d girls though so I dunno where we go from here. I'm just looking for my Nausicaa tbh - and she doesn't even have to be sexy. I probably wouldn't even airwolf her. Just someone to love. But what I'm saying is that I really just care about friendship and the thing about friends with me is that I don't give a airwolf if I make them or don't.

The fancy stuff and the glamorous stuff like all the fit and healthy bitches with pretty faces - honest to Bob Ross I feel like I can replace that with music and other amazing things in life. To me that's all that it is - an artwork. If there's not substance behind it, really it's just my dick that wants her and as I said - I don't feel like airwolfing someone I don't care about (don't even wanna risk hurting the romantic side of her even if she said she's only in for sex - she'd be a dream girl for someone, just not for me, I'd like people to think there's something deep and spiritual about sex, this just me - don't mind). By default - I don't care about people individually (care little). Don't feel like seeking out or looking to find people I care about. They'll come if it's relevant. So yeah, I'm not looking for a bitch. Some of them real beautiful though for sure and even show signs of not being boring, but you never know until you really spend some time with a person.. Still - Nausicaa >>>>

Not fugly, but in all likelihood not a silvia s15 either...
As I said I probably wouldn't even airwolf her. Just love her.

because I dont know how to get women to willingly agree to go on dates with me

First date with new BLK match confirmed for tomorrow afternoon at the art gallery.

>>827317
get better photos

>>827428
Interesting. Got any tips?

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I'm surprised they can offer such a guarantee

There's no excuse now, incels!

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>>827489
Unfortunately they screen for those on the FBI's National Sex Offender Database. :/

Dang it, I asked a girl a few days ago for a date on Saturday and she didn't get back to me for a few days so I made other plans and I just now see a message from her saying yes

>>827464
The ideal way is to have a friend who is a photographer, but obviously we're not all so lucky. If you don't want to take the time to learn yourself, just hire one. Use a service like Snappr (cheap) or thematchartist (expensive), or find a photographer on Instagram by searching hashtag [cityname]photographer. Then rinse and repeat until you have a few photos that score at least 8.0 on Photofeeler.

Honest answer? Because most women I meet dont meet the bare minimum.
Like:
-Being somewhat facially attractive
-Not being a militant feminist/leftist
-Not being overweight
-Not having a bodycount in the double digits

>>827529
I never understood the last one, what's wrong with having body count?

To me it's very simple:
1. Be beautiful
2. Be not boring

Do those two and I'll airwolfing do anything for you

>>827541
Faggots like him have a legendary inferiority complex. From what I gather the general logic seems to be that if a girl's airwolfed a number of other people they may actually have some semblance of knowledge about what good sex is, so a spider expert like him would then be that much less appealing to fug. You can see this on a larger scale in the other characteristics these types generally like in women--they want them to have as little world knowledge/personal agency as possible so they don't know how much these dudes suck

>>827529
This is a Tate-level self-own. Lay off Joe Rogaine, it's soaking into your brain.

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For me its finding a wife. As a Primeian man, I have turned down the many temptations to commit fornication.

"Flee Fornication"

"The marriage bed is undefiled"

"A man shall cleave unto his wife"

If you know, you know.

>>827550
C H R I S T I A N

not "primean" lol

>>827550
>"A man shall cleave unto his wife"
lel, this is why I love Primeians

>>827545
how is it a selfown tho?
Most women in my country today are promiscuous, man hating obese whores.
Ofc there are a very few decent ones but the competition for them is insane and most of them are in an ltr from highschool on

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>>827543
yeah no its just that a high bodycount impairs pairbonding ability and airwolfs with her whole mentality. has nothing to do with "ow so youre afraid anutha guy might have been bettah in bed :DDDD"

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>>827543
Lol have fun kissing “your” 100 blowjobs gfs lips, chad spider expert.

When it comes like strawberrys like you all my greatest solace is in the fact that you actually will never have a chance to reproduce